An uncle on German radio
The journalist and civil activist was arrested in Khorram Abad for questioning why her uncle works within the Farsi part of German Radio. Since Ali Daei didn’t give in to their bullying, the federal government grew to become delicate to the Daeis. When Ali Daei’s spouse and daughter wished to go away Iran, the federal government banned all Daei’s daughters and wives from leaving Iran. They did not even spare a number of uncle’s wives!
A couple of years in the past, when Mr. Mirdamadi Dayi, the Supreme Leader, wrote to him to be Adam, the federal government arrested all of the uncles. Last 12 months, when the daughter of the Supreme Leader introduced that this uncle of mine was not a great particular person, the federal government arrested a number of nieces. Before being imprisoned, Farideh Muradkhani, the niece of the Supreme Leader, had requested Shahbanu to return and save her from her uncle in a video message. Now, a author from Khorramabadi is being tried on the cost of getting an uncle overseas.
– In the identify of God, Qasem Al-Jabareen. The subsequent defendant. introduce your self.
– Gazelle Zare.
– Have you been charged?
– so badly.
Farhad Payar, an lively journalist in Germany, is your uncle?
– Yes, Haj, sir.
– What time is it?
– Since 47 years in the past.
– What earlier than?
– Before that, I used to be not born but.
– But he was your mom’s brother from the start.
– Yes, Mr. Qazi.
– So it was a possible uncle. It has a historical past. It implies that his historical past of nursing is greater than 47 years.
– What is the duty now?
– The job is to return and go to jail.
– What if he would not come?
– He ought to introduce himself to the Germans and inform them to throw him in jail.
– I do not suppose the German authorities will settle for.
– So he ought to go to our embassy in Germany, we order to imprison him within the embassy with the intention to be launched.
Is there no different method, Mr. Judge?
– No. Lady. Jail please. End of proceedings… the subsequent niece!
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Under the skirt of the election!
Demonstrations within the inexperienced backyard to warmth up the election furnace proceed in the identical method. Female TV anchors have thrown off their veils, and the outdated anchorman is rapping after years of absence. In this regard, it was stated that this week, when the representatives of the Cabbage and Vegetable Union go to see the chief, after the required directions, the supreme chief will sing the music “Uncle Sabzifarush” – in fact, in a heavy method that befits the dignity of the Supreme Leader, with out It needs to be operating and tickled. (Audiences shouldn’t clap and drink.)
Of course, this rumor was instantly denied by the management and to overlook the matter in any respect, the appointment of Sabzi and Tare Bar Association with the management was postponed till after the elections.
Before that, there was one other rumor that the Supreme Leader is meant to carry out the well-known poem of the late Shahpar (Man Shahparm – Nilofarm – Ki Toro ghazalt karde – Mast wa Malangt karde) after this week’s sermon, in service to the elections. Of course, with modifications within the authentic music:
I’m the chief – my soul is alive – who made you a pacesetter – the late Akbar did…
Of course, later it turned out that this was nothing greater than a rumor. Especially because it was stated that the supreme chief at all times hated Shahpar and liked Saeed Tousi up to now!
But what isn’t a rumor and strongly confirmed and there’s a photograph of it’s that the announcer of the fats tent of Islamic TV, which has progressively modified in these years, is on the holy display of the state TV as a substitute of carrying trousers and a coat, on the holy display of the state tv. It appeared that it was very spectacular, in order that the miraculous model of Hafez’s well-known sonnet (Thousands of breaches in my faith have been blackened with eyelashes) was remodeled within the following method in his divan:
You blackened hundreds of holes in my faith
God is aware of what I’ll see after this
…